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Said HAWP mods include replacing the phrase "bid farewell, cruel world!" with "murderbated!", replacing the class pictures in the HUD with pictures of Ash as the classes, and replacing the Administrator with Papa Burch.

(Now with fixed eye colors!)
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For those unaware, these past months Couch Athletics once again raised a rag-tag highlander team from our community and made our way through the daunting platinum league of UGC this season. Like our previous highlander excursions, this implies 2 relevant things. First, our mostly-inexperienced team was able to learn more and more about how to play highlander effectively against teams who are, more often than not, far more experienced than us. Second, it means I get to write about the said lessons! This week I’d like to talk about something that has always found value to me, but as of late has become more and more important in my eyes: Having a plan.
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I've been playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas a lot recently, and it got me thinking: What made San Andreas more replayable than Grand Theft Auto IV to me? I have IV and Episodes From Liberty City installed, I just haven't touched them. It's just the daunting task of having to replay the mind-numbingly boring opening missions just so I can listen to Lazlow... I mean, unlock Algonquin and the more entertaining missions. Especially since I've done it so many times now, I can do the Broker/Dukes missions in my sleep. What makes San Andreas entertaining, but IV boring? At least to me, since this is 7th's Dementia, not The Popular Opinion.
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Alrighty, I'm gonna open up a can of bees with this one. I didn't think the ending of Mass Effect 3 sucked. Yes, the Deus Ex Machina was a little out of left field, and the reasoning for the cycle sucked, especially with the thing about EDI and Legion and the geth. It wasn't the major resolution that many gamers were looking for, but it didn't suck. Granted, if and when BioWare decide to director's-cut the ending and make a better one, I'll shut the fuck up. It got me thinking, “How did this happen?” How could an ending be so polarizing where some people like it, but others hate it? I have no idea, so let's work this one out via completely fucked-up logic. Ya know, like every other 7th's Dementia. This one's pretty spoiler-heavy, so if you haven't finished anything I'm going to talk about... sorry?
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